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Wednesday, May 26, 2010

IIT JEE Results 2010

The anxious wait is finally over for thousands of IIT aspirants. The Indian Institutes of Technology (IITs) have announced the result of the Joint Entrance Examination (JEE) 2010 conducted on April 11, 2010 for admission in 15 IITs (Bhubaneswar, Bombay, Delhi, Gandhinagar, Guwahati, Hyderabad, Indore, Kanpur, Kharagpur, Madras, Mandi (H.P.), Patna, Punjab, Rajasthan and Roorkee, IT-BHU Varanasi and ISMU Dhanbad.)

You can check your result on various IIT JEE websites here :

  1. IIT Bombay – http://www.jee.iitb.ac.in
  2. IIT Delhi – http://jee.iitd.ac.in
  3. IIT Guwahati – http://www.iitg.ac.in/jee
  4. IIT Kanpur – http://www.iitk.ac.in/jee
  5. IIT Kharagpur – http://www.iitkgp.ernet.in/jee
  6. IIT Madras – http://jee.iitm.ac.in
  7. IIT Roorkee – http://www.iitr.ac.in/jee
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Monday, May 24, 2010

Kites : What We Learn?

Here's a list of the things we learn from the movie 'Kites' :

  • This is a Spanish movie ( I'll kill those morons who told me it's a Hindi movie ........only the subtitles are in Hindi ....everything else is in Spanish or English )
  • This film is inspired by "Rapidex : Learn Spanish in 2 hours"  ........If you're learning Spanish or you've taken up a course in Spanish, watch the movie as many times as you want. I bet you'll get an A+ after watching this movie.
  • Hrithik is a salsa trainer who Bboys in dance competitions.
  • Ethics and morality comes into play when you are about to rob a bank, not when you marry 11 girls for the sake of some money!
  • In this movie, Hrithik and Barbara travel so much that I feel had they traveled in a straight path they would have gone around the Earth twice.
  • They travel, so they get dirty, and hence, they take a bath and when they are in minimal clothes, there are the intimate scenes ......there's no other justification for having so many intimate scenes.
  • This movie is so repetitive that you'll find the  repeat telecasts of daily sops more interesting.
  • Cops are dumb and truck drivers deaf ........Can't you hear cars exploding if you've headphones plugged into your ears? Well the truck driver couldn't ....maybe he was using the latest Bose noise cancellation headphones ....if he was, he must have been too rich to be a truck driver then.
  • You can't get shot in the crossfire if you're the hero of the movie. You can evade death as long as the director of the movie wants it.
  • The movie has a sad ending  ....but at least it has one 'cause for a moment (read 1 hour) I thought it wasn't going anywhere.
  • And finally, I wanna know why is the movie called 'Kites' ???   .......The title and the story don't go together. It's like the answers given by engineering students in University exams .....the questions demands something and the answer is something else!!!

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Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Badmaash Company : What we learn?

Here's a list of what we learn from this movie :

  • People from Sikkim, Nagaland, the entire North-East and even Thailand are all Chinese
  • 'Smugglers' and Hindi films are inseparable.
  • Auto-rickshaws in Bangkok have more space.
  • When in Bangkok, beware of girls ....they may actually be gays!! 
  • "Ye batein nahin kartein" (Watch the movie to know about it)
  • Street vendors not only sell cigarettes and ghutkas ...but you can also buy condoms from them!
  • To get a 5 year modeling contract, you've to just spend 5 minutes with your boss in a hotel room .
  • Tiger is the father of a cat.
  • Michael Jackson is still alive.
  • MJ may be a pop star but he likes Jazz ....at least he likes Jazz mamu's brand of shirts.
  • MJ's group dancer has more say than his stylist.
  • If some people in India are dumb, people in the US are dumber.
  • To get a green card, marry an American. However, while doing so, your girlfriend might give you a red card.
  • When you are rich, your wife/girlfriend gets everything she wants but when you get poor she gets pregnant.
  • Fakira is not a censored word ....even if it may sound like one.
  • Bakwaas Company will be an apt title for this movie instead of Badmaash Company.
  • Why are the actors in this movie richer than those in C Kompany??                                ......'Cause they earn in dollars.
  • "They did all the bad things ...the right way" ....I just wish they'd written the script and made the movie the right way
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