Monday, May 24, 2010

Kites : What We Learn?

Here's a list of the things we learn from the movie 'Kites' :

  • This is a Spanish movie ( I'll kill those morons who told me it's a Hindi movie ........only the subtitles are in Hindi ....everything else is in Spanish or English )
  • This film is inspired by "Rapidex : Learn Spanish in 2 hours"  ........If you're learning Spanish or you've taken up a course in Spanish, watch the movie as many times as you want. I bet you'll get an A+ after watching this movie.
  • Hrithik is a salsa trainer who Bboys in dance competitions.
  • Ethics and morality comes into play when you are about to rob a bank, not when you marry 11 girls for the sake of some money!
  • In this movie, Hrithik and Barbara travel so much that I feel had they traveled in a straight path they would have gone around the Earth twice.
  • They travel, so they get dirty, and hence, they take a bath and when they are in minimal clothes, there are the intimate scenes ......there's no other justification for having so many intimate scenes.
  • This movie is so repetitive that you'll find the  repeat telecasts of daily sops more interesting.
  • Cops are dumb and truck drivers deaf ........Can't you hear cars exploding if you've headphones plugged into your ears? Well the truck driver couldn't ....maybe he was using the latest Bose noise cancellation headphones ....if he was, he must have been too rich to be a truck driver then.
  • You can't get shot in the crossfire if you're the hero of the movie. You can evade death as long as the director of the movie wants it.
  • The movie has a sad ending  ....but at least it has one 'cause for a moment (read 1 hour) I thought it wasn't going anywhere.
  • And finally, I wanna know why is the movie called 'Kites' ???   .......The title and the story don't go together. It's like the answers given by engineering students in University exams .....the questions demands something and the answer is something else!!!


gamester on May 24, 2010 at 11:48 PM said...


film dekhiki spoiler deuchu...

gote week rahija....!!

by the way mu toh poro show ta hi dekhili..

i would i agree that cops were morons...

and that Tony.. was a Mundi.. biting people everywhere he goes

Raphael on June 17, 2010 at 6:44 AM said...

ROTFL! awesome review on kites! even though i havent watched it myself, my brother also told me something along the same lines as you.

Abid on June 17, 2010 at 8:24 PM said...



Indian Home Maker on July 22, 2010 at 12:32 AM said...

LOL I enjoyed reading the review. Everybody had something bad to say about this movie... so thankfully I could avoid it. They could make it a part of the CBSE Spanish syllabus? ;)

MAUSUMI on October 22, 2010 at 12:38 PM said...

Ok....now this is what called the full 'review' of the so called titled (as the title seriously gives no justification to the movie) movie 'KITES'.

But one thing i liked was, Kangana. It was cool to see her dance moves as I was really bored of her same hypocrite roles.
Nicely penned post.

iti on November 1, 2010 at 5:36 PM said...

nice review....apparently given

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